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Thursday Thirteen

by JM
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Thirteen Books I DON’T Want for Christmas

Because we can’t be mature all the time…

I’m in the mood to be a little silly today, so I figured I’d post up all those funny book titles I’ve heard of along with a few new ones as well. Enjoy!

1. The Complete Guide to Becoming a Better Person in All Areas of Your Life by Henows Ital
2. Improving Your Mental Health by In’ernet Dip Loma
3. Evil Breath by Hal I. Tosis
4. Flatulence: Social Crime or Primitive Communication? by Iva Smell
5. Spots on the Wall by Hoo Flung Dung
6. The Cat’s Revenge by Claud Balls
7. Twenty Years On The Saddle by Major Bumsore
8. The Hungry Dog by Norah Bone
9. The Ghost In The Attic by Howey Wailes
10. Walking To School by Mr Bus
11. Ghosts by Sue Pernatural
12. The Omen by B. Warned
13. The Purpose Of The Chair by Sid Down

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  1. Writers Unbound » Blog Archive » A Few Resources Before Christmas Sets In Says:

    [...] to see what kind of gems are under the tree before my husband gets [...]

  2. Watching Doctor Who » Blog Archive » Christmas Wishes From The Doctor Who Crew Says:

    [...] Christmas Wishes From The Doctor Who Crew by Elisa This little video appeared on Day 13 of the Official Doctor Who Advent Calendar. All sorts of folks from the cast and crew of Voyage of the Damned sing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas.” If you have seen any of the behind the scenes shows, such as Doctor Who Confidential, I’ll bet that you will recognize some of the faces. It is a cute Christmas gift from the Doctor Who Crew. Mind you, some of the folks seemed more at ease with the singing than others did. For example, watch for a man singing “…And I’m all by myself.” I wish that some of the featured actors could have joined in, but I imagine that this video was specifically for everyone else. Enjoy the video. (And Happy Holidays.) [...]

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